People with herpes should wear stickers.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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