Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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