I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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