somebody snuck up and got me drunk
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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