How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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