ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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