Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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