you turned your livingroom into a bong?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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