I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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