How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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