Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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