So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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