Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
