So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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