All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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