At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have post one night stand depression
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