And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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