Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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