This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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