When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm bleeding and have questions
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