tell your sister to shave her snatch
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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