we're blogging at a bar
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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