I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
