Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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