He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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