i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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