So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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