If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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