yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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