I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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