i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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