me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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