Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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