How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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