first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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