therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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