I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just google imaged poop.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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