Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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