Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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