you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just want to make out with him forever
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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