Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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