Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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