It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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