I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
worst night to have a conscience
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
May the power of my ass compel you!!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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