I'm really into asian looking animals
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I forget how to act sober
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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