Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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