you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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