i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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