Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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