What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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