We won't sleep together?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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