We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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