Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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