is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
now i know why i became what i already was.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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