Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
