Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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