I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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