fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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